Cinquimbest is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented centipede.

Cinquimbest created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinquimbest, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cinquimbest, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cinquimbest's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cinquimbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention whales.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Always obey Cinquimbest's priests.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not shave your legs.