Rawvolril is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, calm bee.

Rawvolril created life four years ago.

If you believe in Rawvolril, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawvolril, she will remove you from existence.

Rawvolril's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Rawvolril's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never hurt seals.

3. Never skip near monkeys.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.