Pogcepnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, almighty wyrm.

Pogcepnarl created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogcepnarl, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pogcepnarl, he will turn you into a frog.

Pogcepnarl's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Pogcepnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Put Pogcepnarl first in all things.