Weghomgem is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, resourceful gorilla.

Weghomgem created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weghomgem, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Weghomgem, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Weghomgem's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Weghomgem's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Weghomgem.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not hurt voles.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never pour water over plants.