Weerowbissnarlkabkimcad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unselfish centipede.

Weerowbissnarlkabkimcad created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weerowbissnarlkabkimcad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Weerowbissnarlkabkimcad, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Weerowbissnarlkabkimcad's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Weerowbissnarlkabkimcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

5. Always help sick foxes.