Cabdotdab is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever lobster.

Cabdotdab created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Cabdotdab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cabdotdab, it will turn you into a rat.

Cabdotdab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cabdotdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Feed all hungry geese.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.