Cabdotdab is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever
lobster.
Cabdotdab created gold four million years ago.
If you believe in
Cabdotdab, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Cabdotdab, it will turn you into a rat.
Cabdotdab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Cabdotdab's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.
4. Feed all hungry geese.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.