Fedbesszim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, selfish donkey.

Fedbesszim created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedbesszim, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fedbesszim, he will curse you with boils.

Fedbesszim's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fedbesszim's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never paint your hands red.

5. Never talk about swans.