Cenruthom is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unthinking horse.

Cenruthom created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cenruthom, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cenruthom, it will send you a sign.

Cenruthom's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cenruthom's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about monkeys.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never paint your back turquoise.

5. Run away from mauve badgers, for they are unholy.