Dossanddud Wipzanyim is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic mouse.

Dossanddud Wipzanyim created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossanddud Wipzanyim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dossanddud Wipzanyim, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dossanddud Wipzanyim's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dossanddud Wipzanyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Feed all hungry snakes.

5. Do not bounce in public.
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