Lenpitcun is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able
penguin.
Lenpitcun created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lenpitcun, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Lenpitcun, she will destroy your favourite star.
Lenpitcun's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Lenpitcun's Holy Commandments1. Never wear jumpers.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lenpitcun.
3. Never run in the presence of cats.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.