Gephomgigbap is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fast turtle.

Gephomgigbap created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Gephomgigbap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gephomgigbap, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gephomgigbap's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gephomgigbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Moths are not to be trusted.