Gephomgigbap is a god.
She takes the form of a small, fast
turtle.
Gephomgigbap created the Milkyway five million years ago.
If you believe in
Gephomgigbap, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Gephomgigbap, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Gephomgigbap's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Gephomgigbap's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Do not wear purple clothing.
5. Moths are not to be trusted.