Fedcutarf is a god.

It takes the form of a large, resourceful wolf.

Fedcutarf created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedcutarf, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fedcutarf, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fedcutarf's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fedcutarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never paint your neck orange.