Legcepdab Davgungad is a god.
It takes the form of a large, intelligent
dolphin.
Legcepdab Davgungad created everything that exists four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Legcepdab Davgungad, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Legcepdab Davgungad, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Legcepdab Davgungad's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Legcepdab Davgungad's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill manatees.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Do not dye your hair mauve.
4. Worship no other gods but Legcepdab Davgungad.
5. Do not listen to music.