Legcepdab Davgungad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, intelligent dolphin.

Legcepdab Davgungad created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Legcepdab Davgungad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Legcepdab Davgungad, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Legcepdab Davgungad's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Legcepdab Davgungad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Worship no other gods but Legcepdab Davgungad.

5. Do not listen to music.