Pangbetsan Afquagkam Ruttflisflis is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, self-assured meerkat.

Pangbetsan Afquagkam Ruttflisflis created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangbetsan Afquagkam Ruttflisflis, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pangbetsan Afquagkam Ruttflisflis, it will turn you into a goat.

Pangbetsan Afquagkam Ruttflisflis' most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Pangbetsan Afquagkam Ruttflisflis' Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are not to be trusted.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.