Matstragcip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, strong dragon.

Matstragcip created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matstragcip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Matstragcip, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Matstragcip's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Matstragcip's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never pour water over plants.