Jiggesstaf is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, unsympathetic
walrus.
Jiggesstaf created time and space five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jiggesstaf, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Jiggesstaf, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Jiggesstaf's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Jiggesstaf's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Always help nematodes.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.