Ster is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, irritating
unicorn.
Ster created tapeworms three million years ago.
If you believe in
Ster, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Ster, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Ster's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Ster's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt swans.
2. Never wear skirts.
3. Never mention mice.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.