Higvilvin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awe-inspiring camel.

Higvilvin created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higvilvin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Higvilvin, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Higvilvin's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Higvilvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Worship no other gods but Higvilvin.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Hide from brown nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Never feed lemons to rats while wearing fawn ear rings.