Taggovjon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthoughtful jellyfish.

Taggovjon created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Taggovjon, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Taggovjon, she will come to you in dreams.

Taggovjon's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Taggovjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.