Cibkik is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying salamander.

Cibkik created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Cibkik, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cibkik, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cibkik's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cibkik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.