Bumarpmangod is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, omniscient wombat.
Bumarpmangod created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.
If you believe in Bumarpmangod, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in Bumarpmangod, it will attempt to scare you with hail.
Bumarpmangod's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Bumarpmangod's Holy Commandments
1. Never eat bark.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Bumarpmangod loves eagles, so they must be honoured.
5. You must never eat beans.