Ruldodbaf is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, egotistical penguin.

Ruldodbaf created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruldodbaf, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruldodbaf, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Ruldodbaf's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Ruldodbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never paint your arms blue.

3. Ruldodbaf must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always take life seriously.