Garbapyak is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unfair narwhal.

Garbapyak created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garbapyak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Garbapyak, he will be very sad.

Garbapyak's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Garbapyak's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never look in ponds.