Bummaptofvadgontitkarrat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, effective chicken.

Bummaptofvadgontitkarrat created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bummaptofvadgontitkarrat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bummaptofvadgontitkarrat, it will be very unhappy.

Bummaptofvadgontitkarrat's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bummaptofvadgontitkarrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Bummaptofvadgontitkarrat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never run in the presence of voles.

5. Do not cook food in pots.