Nurtmabdissapp Getgutfud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish dove.

Nurtmabdissapp Getgutfud created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Nurtmabdissapp Getgutfud, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurtmabdissapp Getgutfud, he will turn you into a frog.

Nurtmabdissapp Getgutfud's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Nurtmabdissapp Getgutfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always help porpoises in need.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Do not eat oranges.

5. Never wear turquoise shirts.