Ominhimsug is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, prudent shrew.

Ominhimsug created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominhimsug, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ominhimsug, he will try to impress you with trees.

Ominhimsug's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Ominhimsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Never wear blue skirts.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Do not kill goats.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.