Dittofxen is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, duplicitous deer.

Dittofxen created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dittofxen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dittofxen, he will laugh at you.

Dittofxen's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dittofxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.