Dumvadfem is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, compassionate hedgehog.

Dumvadfem created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumvadfem, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dumvadfem, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dumvadfem's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dumvadfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Never wear indigo dresses.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Never talk about galaxies.