Riptabpod is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, intelligent faun.

Riptabpod created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riptabpod, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Riptabpod, it will turn you into a puffin.

Riptabpod's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Riptabpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never mention geese.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink alcohol.