Bagyimcar is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, wise butterfly.

Bagyimcar created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagyimcar, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bagyimcar, he will come to you in dreams.

Bagyimcar's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bagyimcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Hide if six cats approach from the south.