Flysig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered badger.

Flysig created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flysig, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flysig, he will try to impress you with trees.

Flysig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Flysig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not hurt seals.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not eat peanuts.