Pomfagfeb is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, kind eagle.

Pomfagfeb created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Pomfagfeb, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomfagfeb, it will curse you with boils.

Pomfagfeb's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Pomfagfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pomfagfeb.