Vongebgep is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, cheerful octopus.

Vongebgep created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vongebgep, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vongebgep, he will torture you forever.

Vongebgep's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Vongebgep's Holy Commandments

1. Put Vongebgep first in all things.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think ill of sick otters.

5. You must pray to Vongebgep eight times a day.