Wotfligbot is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast jackal.

Wotfligbot created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Wotfligbot, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wotfligbot, she will throw large rocks at you.

Wotfligbot's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Wotfligbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never feed beans to gulls while wearing yellow corsets.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Do not speak about wheat.