Sogxenyamgubmet is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented crocodile.

Sogxenyamgubmet created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogxenyamgubmet, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sogxenyamgubmet, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Sogxenyamgubmet's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Sogxenyamgubmet's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never bounce in the presence of porpoises.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Always help hamsters.