Dandibrill is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, dishonest swan.

Dandibrill created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Dandibrill, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dandibrill, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dandibrill's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Dandibrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snails.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Dandibrill on top of all buildings.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Never play with disobedient children.