Gedlagnull is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, omniscient fox.

Gedlagnull created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Gedlagnull, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gedlagnull, he will manifest in front of you.

Gedlagnull's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gedlagnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about doves.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.