Tanmig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, benevolent hummingbird.

Tanmig created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanmig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tanmig, she will strike you with lightening.

Tanmig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Tanmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.