Armfondob Flamfudgon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable crab.

Armfondob Flamfudgon created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Armfondob Flamfudgon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Armfondob Flamfudgon, she will turn you into a worm.

Armfondob Flamfudgon's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Armfondob Flamfudgon's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Armfondob Flamfudgon.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not take Armfondob Flamfudgon's name in vain.

5. Do not run in public.