Vogfotkan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful weasel.

Vogfotkan created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Vogfotkan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vogfotkan, it will destroy your favourite star.

Vogfotkan's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Vogfotkan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine pigs approach from the north.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never sit in the presence of foxes.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Respect your elders.