Cengardav is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil yak.

Cengardav created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Cengardav, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cengardav, he will turn you into a duck.

Cengardav's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cengardav's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine monkeys approach from the south.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Worship no other gods but Cengardav.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.