Vogdanhig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, omnipotent pigeon.

Vogdanhig created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogdanhig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vogdanhig, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vogdanhig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vogdanhig's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Vogdanhig loves otters, so they must be respected.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Vogdanhig.

5. Never eat green fruit.