Minominmot is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unselfish spider.

Minominmot created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minominmot, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Minominmot, it will ignore you.

Minominmot's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Minominmot's Holy Commandments

1. Minominmot must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Minominmot.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.