Wadgidzod is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unselfish hare.

Wadgidzod created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadgidzod, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wadgidzod, she will turn you into a goat.

Wadgidzod's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Wadgidzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. You must love Wadgidzod.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.