Zedxucfob is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthinking
ant.
Zedxucfob created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zedxucfob, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Zedxucfob, she will turn you into a plant.
Zedxucfob's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.
Zedxucfob's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt aardvarks.
2. Never paint your arms brown.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.
4. Never talk about planets.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.