Zedxucfob is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthinking ant.

Zedxucfob created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedxucfob, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zedxucfob, she will turn you into a plant.

Zedxucfob's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Zedxucfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt aardvarks.

2. Never paint your arms brown.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.