Mipcisshen Yaksigwik is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, able swallow.

Mipcisshen Yaksigwik created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipcisshen Yaksigwik, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mipcisshen Yaksigwik, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Mipcisshen Yaksigwik's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Mipcisshen Yaksigwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never hurt monkeys.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.