Henhubyim is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unthinking manatee.

Henhubyim created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henhubyim, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Henhubyim, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Henhubyim's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Henhubyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs blue.

2. Hide if seven porpoises approach from the east.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Do not kill rats.