Rutrowdid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet hamster.

Rutrowdid created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Rutrowdid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rutrowdid, it will come to you in dreams.

Rutrowdid's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Rutrowdid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Never mention birds.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

4. Feed all hungry voles.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.