Abgarrig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able crow.

Abgarrig created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Abgarrig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Abgarrig, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Abgarrig's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Abgarrig's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Worship no other gods but Abgarrig.

5. Always wear magenta.