Citnibsas is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, pitiless jellyfish.

Citnibsas created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citnibsas, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Citnibsas, he will remove you from existence.

Citnibsas' most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Citnibsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Citnibsas' priests.

2. Run away if seven goats approach from the west.

3. Do not hurt seals.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.